Doug Hawley long stories real life stories Friday, March 24, 2023 Prodigal Father by Doug Hawley <i>Duke Hilliard discovers he has a son, Walter, who has two children of his own - but even though the newfound families get on, Walter's mother Janine wants nothing to do with it; by Doug Hawley. </i><br><br><b>Duke's Story Part One</b><br><br>I was drinking Black Butte Porter at my favorite bar after a miserable day at work. I'm the actuary at an insurance company that is losing money and possibly having its rat… Read more Labels: Doug Hawley long stories real life stories 8 comments:
Doug Hawley funny stories short stories Monday, April 25, 2022 AKA Kerry The True Story Behind The Book And Movie by Doug Hawley <i> Doug Hawley reveals the inspiration behind Stephen King's first published novel in this comic short.</i><br><br> You might think that you know me from the movie and book about me by the man I call BFA, for big famous author. Sometimes the "F" stands for something else, depending on my mood. I've always been irritated about his claim that he created his best seller that got him started. Trul… Read more Labels: Doug Hawley funny stories short stories 2 comments:
Doug Hawley funny stories short stories Monday, September 17, 2018 SHORT by Doug Hawley <i>Doug Hawley returns with a not-very-PC screwball comedy in which Duke Hanley is fed up of being discriminated against for being short.</i><br><br> Duke and Gary, actuaries for a large Portland insurance company, were having lunch together. As usual they were complaining about their treatment as short guys. Duke started off with, "You know, we're usually ignored, and stats prove we get paid less and … Read more Labels: Doug Hawley funny stories short stories 6 comments:
Doug Hawley funny stories medium length stories Friday, July 15, 2016 Hanley Trilogy by Doug Hawley <i>A newly rich liberal-minded teacher stumbles upon Mary Shelley's secret of reanimation, with wacky consequences; by Doug Hawley.</i><br><br> <b>Hanley</b><br><br> I should tell you about my Uncle Dave first. He was definitely the black sheep of the family. A little bit of his status rubbed off on me I fear. The rest of my family, outside of the two of us, were hard core Baptists and political conservatives. They were an… Read more Labels: Doug Hawley funny stories medium length stories 6 comments:
Doug Hawley funny stories futuristic stories very short stories Tuesday, October 27, 2015 Smart Car by Doug Hawley <i>Doug Hawley's funny short about a smart alec car.</i><br><br> I get into my car and am greeted by, "You're looking good today Duke. I see that your blood pressure has improved and your pulse is a healthy 63." <br><br> "Yes and you too are looking good, Carl. I see that you are freshly washed and lubed. Did you do that last night?" <br><br> "Right, I was due for service, and I wanted to loo… Read more Labels: Doug Hawley funny stories futuristic stories very short stories 23 comments:
Doug Hawley fantastic stories medium length stories Tuesday, September 22, 2015 Old by Doug Hawley <i>Mike Wilkie has the perfect family, but will he remain blessed through difficult times? By Doug Hawley.</i><br><br> <b>The Perfect Couple</b><br><br> Everyone thought that Janet and Mike Wilkie were the perfect couple, and with good reason. Both of them were as close to physically perfect as imaginable. Janet was a tall Filipina-Irish mix and Mike was Italian-German. She was 5'8" and model-attractive and he was 6&#… Read more Labels: Doug Hawley fantastic stories medium length stories 5 comments:
criminal stories Doug Hawley very short stories Friday, May 15, 2015 A Life Examined - Found in a Recorder of the Deceased by Doug Hawley <i>An unrepentant drug addicted party animal reflects on his petty life; by Doug Hawley.</i><br><br> Well that felt like the big one. At least the first jolt. OK, I had been warned. The docs said I should stop with the alky and pills, but I thought that I knew better. Isn't modern medicine supposed to fix all of our mistakes? Especially at 48? I guess not. I had never been introspective. This may be my last… Read more Labels: criminal stories Doug Hawley very short stories 9 comments:
Doug Hawley real life stories short stories Friday, March 20, 2015 Deal by Doug Hawley <i>When Duke's wife leaves him for a younger model, he tries to get back into the dating game; by Doug Hawley.</i><br><br> On Duke's birthday, Sally bought him cooking lessons. Duke had no interest in cooking, but thought he would go along with it, because they might need some changes. They had been married a long time and had fallen into a routine. So Duke dutifully went to the classes. He learned his … Read more Labels: Doug Hawley real life stories short stories 8 comments:
criminal stories Doug Hawley short stories Tuesday, February 3, 2015 Trigger by Doug Hawley <i>A good-for-nothing crook crosses a line when he kills two strangers without really meaning to, and he wonders whether he will get away with it; by Doug Hawley.</i><br><br> I was out target shooting in the country when I heard the gravel crunch and somebody yelled, "Hey asshole, what are you doing?" Without thinking, I turned and shot him. Well shit, nobody should have sneaked up on somebody and sca… Read more Labels: criminal stories Doug Hawley short stories 8 comments:
