criminal stories funny stories JD Langert short stories Friday, April 20, 2018 Hitman's Wife by JD Langert A hitman is given a job at an inconvenient time in JD Langert's funny flash. "Tansy, tell me why there is a body in my trunk when I'm supposed to be picking my wife up for a picnic?" Basil stared at the tied-up body in the back of his black 1972 Imperial LeBaron. The man, protests muffled through the duct-tape over his mouth, stared back with teary, pleading eyes. Basil slam… Read more Labels: criminal stories funny stories JD Langert short stories 8 comments: