funny stories Karl MacDermott short stories Sunday, January 24, 2016 The Malachy Mission by Karl MacDermott Malachy Mulroney, a man with questionable hygiene habits, has a unique strategy for holding on to his girlfriend; by Karl MacDermott. Every time I met Malachy Mulrooney he had a cold. On the street always sneezing. Endless coughing and spluttering while waiting for the elevator. In a coffee shop I sometimes saw him use empty sugar sachets to clean his nose because he'd run out of tissue. On t… Read more Labels: funny stories Karl MacDermott short stories 5 comments: