criminal stories funny stories Mark Simon Burk medium length stories pick of the month Pushcart nominated Monday, August 2, 2021 Eating Van Gogh by Mark Simon Burk <i>A reprint of one of my favourite stories, in which Mark Simon Burk’s character chows down on a post-Impressionist masterpiece.</i><br><br> I ate a Van Gogh. Not a major one. And not all of it. But I did manage to tear off an entrée size piece and chew it until the bitter oils burned metallic hot in the back of my throat. <br><br>I would have swallowed it too, had it not been for a disconcerted museum guard who pried… Read more Labels: criminal stories funny stories Mark Simon Burk medium length stories pick of the month Pushcart nominated 16 comments:
