funny stories Michael Schwartz pick of the month short stories Sunday, February 17, 2013 Spiraling Heavenly with Sonja Henie by Michael Schwartz Michael Schwartz relates, with great emotional honesty and verbal diarrhoea, his trip to the gastroenterologist for a rectal biopsy. I watch Dr. Klein smirk when I ask him why he took the biopsy, and he leans back in his deep gray leather chair behind his desk (the chair creaks, as does my heart) and pyramids his fingers and leans his chin, with conspiratorial confidence, and says, "Everythi… Read more Labels: funny stories Michael Schwartz pick of the month short stories 3 comments: