Dean Opseth funny stories medium length stories Wednesday, June 17, 2026 The Office Oracle by Dean Opseth <i>A new vending machine dispenses advice that changes the atmosphere in Nick's office.</i><br><br>Cheese crackers, that was my thing. I braved the break room back in the day - the pushing, the crowding - just to claim a place in the vending machine line, waiting for my turn with the stainless steel god. Secret fact: never cared for the taste. Cheddar dust on a communion wafer. I was in it for the receipts.… Read more Labels: Dean Opseth funny stories medium length stories 11 comments:
