Douglas Sterling funny stories very short stories Sunday, April 21, 2013 The Wingless Wingman by Douglas Sterling An immigrant shopkeeper consults his nephew on how to improve business, by Douglas Sterling. I do not like the ones that walk around with the parrot on shoulder trying to impress the girls. They demean the noble creature. They teach the parrot the pick up lines. Parrot says, "Braawk! Is your father the baker?" Parrot says, "Braawk! Is you wash your clothes in Windex?" … Read more Labels: Douglas Sterling funny stories very short stories 7 comments: