funny stories Jake Holland short stories Wednesday, February 4, 2026 NRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR by Jake Holland A woman living with her parents is troubled when her recently divorced stepbrother Theo moves in and starts a relationship with their vacuum cleaner.Theo was spending too much time with Harry. 'How long does it take to hoover a bedroom,' I said. 'He keeps it running all night.' 'It helps him sleep,' Mum said. 'Like white noise.' It was Sunday, so we were all eating… Read more Labels: funny stories Jake Holland short stories 8 comments: