criminal stories funny stories Jaryd Porter medium length stories Friday, May 31, 2024 Obama Black by Jaryd Porter <i>Candy shop worker Mindy buys a gun to kill her bullying coworker.</i><br><br>Yes, I bought a gun to kill my coworker, Shelby. <br><br>I squirmed my way through the doorway, trapped in a fight for my life. I was Ellen Ripley crawling through the vents with a flamethrower. I'm positive those vents in <i>Alien</i> smelled better than my cousin's house. Grandma rolled in her grave when Mac moved in. I stomped on a pape… Read more Labels: criminal stories funny stories Jaryd Porter medium length stories 8 comments:
