criminal stories funny stories short stories Steve Fitzsimmons Friday, May 18, 2012 Dumb Shoe by Steve Fitzsimmons Steve Fitzsimmons' brilliantly punny hardboiled P.I. spoof about the web of intrigue surrounding slug drugs. I woke up and wished I hadn't. Sunlight was streaming through the windscreen of my Lincoln. The car was a hothouse of whisky fumes, stale cigarettes and dull pain. I'd have winced but it hurt too much. My neck felt like I'd been sleeping on a pile of rocks. So much for all … Read more Labels: criminal stories funny stories short stories Steve Fitzsimmons 1 comment: