Ashley Lemley funny stories long stories pick of the month Friday, July 31, 2026 Burger Burning Bonanza by Ashley Lemley A city journalist heads out to smalltown Texas to document a wild burger-eating festival, and the legendary local determined to achieve the impossible.It was 101 degrees in Calhoun, Texas. "Feels like 115", read my weather app as a drop of my own sweat landed upon the screen. I was scared to exit the car because outside there was not only a lack of air conditioning, but I spied actual f… Read more Labels: Ashley Lemley funny stories long stories pick of the month 4 comments: