Bruce Jacobs medium length stories real life stories Friday, April 5, 2024 If I Ever Get Like That by Bruce Jacobs Old man Leonard loves his ageing and confused wife, but wonders how much longer he can look after her.At seventy-eight, Leonard discovers that fork split is just a marketing descriptor, not instructions. All the forks are in the dishwasher so he pries the muffin halves apart with a butter knife, and neither nook nor cranny appear worse for wear under such treatment. So he toasts and butters her m… Read more Labels: Bruce Jacobs medium length stories real life stories 8 comments: